THE VRX TEAM DISCUSSES IMPORTANT TOPICS - Part 2

Part 2 is here! Take a look as our team talks about MORE of life’s burning questions. Get to know us a little better and join in by commenting with YOUR answers!

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Can you wiggle just your big toe and not your little toes? Go ahead, try it, I dare you.

• Tony: Well that’s a big nah for me dog. I can barely move both my arms at the same time. 

  1. Sash: Be better.

  2. Al: Move faster

  3. Tony: That’s great coaching /s

  4. Al: *Gasp* Someone used sarcasm!

• Jess: SUCCESS. 

  1. Al: I literally LOL’d

• Kevin: Nope, cramped up. Must hydrate

• Al: I cannot due to the nature of my thiccness

  1. Jess: I’m ded.

  2. Al: Now you life

• Sasha: Yes I can, I’m a professional human being. 

  1. Al: You are just an impressive human being

• Aimee: Nope. I suck.

  1. Al: Yeah but you’re great at sucking! Wait, what?

• Marc: Never.

• Jack: Sorry, Tony, I disappointed you again… toe hug or handshake?

  1. Al: Sword fight! Wait, what are we talking about?

  2. Sash: Why not both?

What’s your favorite emoji?

• Tony: The shrugging one. It motivates me.

• Jess: I like using the fire extinguisher if someone drops a sick burn and also very much enjoy the little juggling man. 

• Kevin: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

• Al: The awkward one because I am an awkward human

• Sasha: The upside-down smiley face, the shrugging one, and sunglasses. So versatile, I know.  

• Aimee: I like the crazy-face one with one eye bigger than the other and the tongue hanging out.

• Marc: Anyone who doesn’t say the poop emjoi has grown up too much.

• Jack: The kitten cat ones

  1. Sash: me-OW!

If you had to star on a reality competition show, which one would you definitely win?

• Tony: Another one where I am unfamiliar with what is out there. I would definitely NOT win Naked & Afraid. I do win that at home version every day though. 

• Jess: I’m gonna go bold here and say Great British Baking Show. Because of my inspired mewd from watching every episode, I have a stand mixer and can now bake one kind of cake from scratch!

  1. Sash: Coming over after all this… or maybe just bake something LIVE?!

  2. Jess: I. Am. In.

• Kevin: Lego Masters!

• Sasha: Love Is Blind

  1. Jess: Do you “win” if you end up getting married, or do you win if you let your dog drink out of your wine glass and have the most memes made about you? Questions I have.

  2. Sash: If there is a meme made out of me, I WIN.

• Aimee: The Biggest Loser

• Marc: The Bachelor, that’s easy to win. I would be the only dude since I’m the Bachelor,  and then I send all the ladies home right away for viral headlines to get super famous and therefore rich, and then bring my spoils home to wifey!

• Jack: MTV’s Next
  
  

Similarly, if your life were a reality show, what would it be called?

• Tony: “Why Aren’t More Dogs Here?” Figure it would be going up to people with dogs, and then asking why they don’t have more dogs. Not too complicated.  

  1. Sash: Adding this to my watch list

• Jess: It would be an arts and crafts demo show called “Oops, I craft my pants!” (No of course I’ve never thought about this at all DON’T JUDGE ME OKAY)

  1. Tony: I will move to Texas to produce this show, write, lighting, guest spots, dog walker, whatever you need. 

  2. Jess: I am ready for my moment.

  3. Sash: Tony, I’m right behind ya with my camera and media crew.

• Al: What the fuck is this? (Or are we doing an existing reality show? This is my made up one)

  1. Sash: I would binge this show.

• Sasha: Hold my beer.

  1. Al: I would 100% watch this

• Aimee: I don’t get it.

• Marc: Mind Molders: The Story of a Middle School PE Team

• Jack: And you thought your dad was disappointed in you?

  1. Al: I’m intrigued and ready to invest in this, $5 right now. Sasha, let’s go.

  2. Sash: I’M THERE! Take my money.

Congrats, you just started a band. What’s your band name?

• Tony: I am already in an air band, but I guess I can David Coverdale this and be in another band. This band would be called ”Slippery Dynamite”. Heavy metal rules!

• Jess: What’s any mariachi band called? Do they even have names?

• Al: The Whats? (Cause hearing disability and I always say “What?”) I know it’s bad, shut up.

  1. Sash: That’s groundbreaking. 

  2. Al: Right?

• Sasha: I don’t know but I would definitely play the triangle. 

  1. Jess: The bangers this band would produce, omg.

• Aimee: The Michael Scotts

• Marc:  Yeti Central

• Jack: Squid and the Airdrops of Jupiter

  1. Tony: Absolutely.

  2. Sash: Please hire me to make the cover art of this album.

Yay or nay, fruit on pizza?

• Tony: I would rather step on a lego. 

  1. Al: You’re a sad, sad man.

  2. Tony: Throw me into a volcano then.

  3. Al: Nooooo, I like axe throwing with you

• Jess: I won’t judge you, but it’s a nah for me. 

• Kevin: Yes, I’m cultured

• Al: PINEAPPLE PLEASE!!!!

• Sasha: YES! LOAD EM UP! Fight me.

  1. Jess: I am positive you’d win that fight so enjoy your pineapple, friend

• Aimee: NO. Get out of here.

• Marc: Fuck yourself

• Jack: Double Veto

If a movie was made of your life, who would play you?

• Tony: Some have said I have a Neil Patrick Harris look but I don’t know if he would play me in the movie. I would love to have a British accent so let's go Ralph Fiennes or John Oliver.

• Jess: I’m gonna go with Kristin Wiig because of the awk factor she really owns. I’ve also been told a couple of times that I look like Catwoman, but it’s not clear to me which human was being referred to.

• Kevin: The guy who played Richard Jewell (Paul Walter Hauser) He’s my dude. Or Chris Pratt, of course

• Al: A short, hairy, deaf Italian… obviously Danny Devito.

• Sasha: Probably one of the celebrities that people tell me I look like all the time: Christina Ricci, Winona Ryder or Krysten Ritter. Ritter and I have similar personalities so I’ll go with her. Plus, she plays Jessica Jones, my alter ego, so there ya go. Settled. If she’s not available… Idris Elba. 

  1. Al: That was a goddamn rollercoaster

  2. Aimee: This was amazing.

  3. Tony: I feel a little tipsy after reading that.

• Aimee:  Jennifer Garner because I love her.

• Marc: Andy DeVine, I have always known this.

• Jack: A down on his luck David Spade

Of the trips you’ve been on, which VRX destination would you move to?

• Tony: 1. Croatia, 2. Greece, 3. Austria

• Jess: Austria, one HUNDRED percent!

• Al: Greece, hands down but also maybe Austria.

• Sasha: Can I just split my time between ALL OF THEM?! But Croatia is up there!

• Aimee: Bolzano!!!

• Marc: I would move to Croatia with Aimee and Jack, and Jack and I will start our own Game of Thrones tour experience, partnering with good friend Doris the Tour Guide to make our experience unlike any other.

• Jack: Wherever Sasha wants our wedding to be… perhaps under the stars of Bryce Canyon

  1. Sash: Yes, a million times, YES!

  2. Marc: Dibbs on flower girl

  3. Sash: Deal.

If you had to delete all but 3 apps from your phone, which ones would you keep?

• Tony: Delta, Oktoberfest, and uhhh SugarWOD/Wodify. 

  1. Al: That’s 4 apps

  2. Tony: Yeah but that’s just numbers. Not important. 

  3. Al: On the contrary, the question says THREE, you’re saying FOUR! Apologies, I didn’t know how to turn caps off properly.

  4. Jess: Lies. You know you’d have to have that flight tracker app or you’d surely die. 

  5. Tony: Believe me Jess, I looked at all 12 of my apps for about a half hour and it was not easy to pick. Flight tracker was the cut that really made me sad. 

• Jess: 1) Spotify, 2) Google Maps, 3) Marco Polo, 4) Clock. Although honestly, if I could go back to having a flip phone with no apps, I totally would!

• Al: Reddit, Spotify, uhhh this is hard :( Fine Tony, you win.

  1. Tony: Told ya! Just pick 4 like I did.

  2. Al: Just behead me, please. I don’t deserve your mercy.

• Sasha: I would 100% throw my phone away at that point. Buuuuuut if I had to, I would keep Photos, Camera, and Messages so I can talk to all of you.

• Aimee: 1) Google 2) Google maps 3) My puppy cam app so I can still spy on Winnie all day

  1. Jess: YES to puppies!

  2. Sash: WINNIE!!!!

• Marc: 1) Phone, 2) Camera, 3) Photos

  1. Tony: A simple man.

• Jack: Insta because I have a clinical obsession, after that in no particular order the Hopper app and Christian Mingle 

You can have an unlimited supply of one thing for the rest of your life, what is it? Sushi? Scotch Tape? 

• Tony: Airline miles…..but not with United.

  1. Sash: Good call.

• Jess: GOOD black iced coffee in a handmade ceramic vessel of some sort

  1. So much YES

• Al: Years, now I’m immortal! FOOOLS!!!

  1. Tony: *shudders* Al with 320-year-old skin. 

  2. Jack: The level of thicccccness is beyond the number of c’s I’m comfortable typing.

  3. Al: You know exactly how many c’s ;) 

• Sasha: Cold Brew Coffee

• Aimee: MONEY! Does that count?

• Marc:  $$$$$$$$$$ pizza

• Jack: First meeting everyone on a trip and knowing that wonderful feeling… or beer.

  1. Al: Wow, real original. Fucking nerd.

  2. Sash: That feeling is the best… so is beer.

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